This is the best beer belly any one of us could ever dream of having
I guess a yeast infection can have its benefits!… Read more
Some nerd humor
“All from one United theory” Billiant!… Read more
Review: The Family
Review 2013 by RD Clark
The Family
Written by: Luc Besson, Michael Caleo — Based on the book by Tonino Benacquista
Directed by: Luc Besson
Starring:
Robert De Niro, Michelle Pfeiffer, Tommy Lee Jones, Dianna Agron, John D’Leo + about 3/4 of the Mafia playing actors on the planet
Rated R
Running time: 111 mins… Read more
Is this every story ever?
Nope, just the best ones.… Read more
Review: Riddick
Review 2013 by RD Clark
Riddick
Written by: David Twohy
Directed by: David Twohy
Starring: Vin Diesel, Katee Sackhoff, Jordi Mollà, Matt Nable, Bokeem Woodbine, Karl Urban, Dave Bautista, Raoul Trujillo,
Rated R
Running time: 119 mins
Betrayed by the Necromongers, Riddick finds himself stranded on an unfriendly planet, inhabited by creatures that eat anything … Read more
Review: The World’s End
Review 2013 by RD Clark
The World’s End
Written by: Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright
Directed by: Edgar Wright
Starring:
Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Martin Freeman, Paddy Considine, Eddie Marsan, Rosamund Pike, Pierce Brosnan, David Bradley
Rated R
Running time: 109 mins
An aging reprobate decides to get his school buddies back together to finish … Read more
Not a bad prank…
I think I would wet myself.
I hope they had a doctor standing by.… Read more
Review: We’re the Millers
Review 2013 by RD Clark
We’re The Millers
Written by: Bob Fisher, Steve Faber, Sean Anders, John Morris
Directed by: Rawson Marshall Thurber
Starring:
Jason Sudeikis, Jennifer Aniston, Will Poulter, Emma Roberts, Ed Helms, Nick Offerman, Kathryn Hahn, Matthew Willig, Molly Quinn
Rated R
Running time: 110 mins
When a small-time pot dealer is ripped … Read more
Everquest – Has anybody here seen my Corpse?
An oldie, but a goodie.… Read more
Review: Kick-Ass 2
Review 2013 by RD Clark
Kick-Ass 2
Written by: Jeff Wadlow, based on the Graphic (!) novel by Mark Millar & John Romita Jr.
Directed by: Jeff Wadlow
Starring: Chloë Grace Moretz, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Morris Chestnut, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Jim Carrey, John Leguizamo, Olga Kurkulina, Lindy Booth, Donald Faison
Rated R because Hit Girl…
Running time: … Read more
Gadget of the week: Star Trek spatula!
Set phasers on pancakes, Mister!… Read more
Review: Elysium
Review 2013 by RD Clark
Elysium
Written by: Neill Blomkamp
Directed by: Neill Blomkamp
Starring: Matt Damon, Sharlto Copley, Jodie Foster, Wagner Moura, William Fichtner, Alice Braga, Diego Luna
Rated R
Running time: 109 mins
“Activate the Kruger!”
In a bleak future, where poverty is the norm, a few privileged folks have built a ginormous … Read more
This might be the scariest thing in the ocean!
And it’s a shrimp. (Mantis shrimp)… Read more
Review: The Wolverine
Review 2013 by RD Clark
The Wolverine
Written by: Mark Bomback, Scott Frank
Directed by: James Mangold
Starring: Hugh Jackman, Rila Fukushima, Tao Okamoto, Famke Janssen, Svetlana Khodchenkova, Hiroyuki Sanada and a bunch of others whose names I cannot pronounce.
Rated PG-13
Running time: 126 mins
After the events of X3, Logan is living … Read more
How long will it take you to get it?
I got it right away.… Read more
Will Disco Say It?
Our TWO weapons are…… Read more
Nothing to Prove – Geek Girls & The Doubleclicks
This makes me smile
Review: Pacific Rim
Review 2013 by RD Clark
Pacific Rim
Written by: Travis Beacham & Guillermo del Toro
Directed by: Guillermo del Toro
Starring:
Charlie Hunnam, Idris Elba, Rinko Kikuchi, Charlie Day, Burn Gorman, Ron Perlman
Rated PG-13
Running time: 131 mins
So there’s a bunch of these big monsters, called Kaijus, see? They’re coming out of a … Read more