Not a bad prank…
I think I would wet myself.
I hope they had a doctor standing by.… Read more
Review: We’re the Millers
Review 2013 by RD Clark
We’re The Millers
Written by: Bob Fisher, Steve Faber, Sean Anders, John Morris
Directed by: Rawson Marshall Thurber
Starring:
Jason Sudeikis, Jennifer Aniston, Will Poulter, Emma Roberts, Ed Helms, Nick Offerman, Kathryn Hahn, Matthew Willig, Molly Quinn
Rated R
Running time: 110 mins
When a small-time pot dealer is ripped … Read more
Everquest – Has anybody here seen my Corpse?
An oldie, but a goodie.… Read more
Review: Kick-Ass 2
Review 2013 by RD Clark
Kick-Ass 2
Written by: Jeff Wadlow, based on the Graphic (!) novel by Mark Millar & John Romita Jr.
Directed by: Jeff Wadlow
Starring: Chloë Grace Moretz, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Morris Chestnut, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Jim Carrey, John Leguizamo, Olga Kurkulina, Lindy Booth, Donald Faison
Rated R because Hit Girl…
Running time: … Read more
Gadget of the week: Star Trek spatula!
Set phasers on pancakes, Mister!… Read more
Review: Elysium
Review 2013 by RD Clark
Elysium
Written by: Neill Blomkamp
Directed by: Neill Blomkamp
Starring: Matt Damon, Sharlto Copley, Jodie Foster, Wagner Moura, William Fichtner, Alice Braga, Diego Luna
Rated R
Running time: 109 mins
“Activate the Kruger!”
In a bleak future, where poverty is the norm, a few privileged folks have built a ginormous … Read more
This might be the scariest thing in the ocean!
And it’s a shrimp. (Mantis shrimp)… Read more
Review: The Wolverine
Review 2013 by RD Clark
The Wolverine
Written by: Mark Bomback, Scott Frank
Directed by: James Mangold
Starring: Hugh Jackman, Rila Fukushima, Tao Okamoto, Famke Janssen, Svetlana Khodchenkova, Hiroyuki Sanada and a bunch of others whose names I cannot pronounce.
Rated PG-13
Running time: 126 mins
After the events of X3, Logan is living … Read more
How long will it take you to get it?
I got it right away.… Read more
Will Disco Say It?
Our TWO weapons are…… Read more
Nothing to Prove – Geek Girls & The Doubleclicks
This makes me smile
Review: Pacific Rim
Review 2013 by RD Clark
Pacific Rim
Written by: Travis Beacham & Guillermo del Toro
Directed by: Guillermo del Toro
Starring:
Charlie Hunnam, Idris Elba, Rinko Kikuchi, Charlie Day, Burn Gorman, Ron Perlman
Rated PG-13
Running time: 131 mins
So there’s a bunch of these big monsters, called Kaijus, see? They’re coming out of a … Read more
Recipe of the week: Caramel Banana Cake Roll
Ingredients (cake)
1 cup cake flour
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon baking powder
2 eggs
3/4 cup sugar, divided
1/2 cup mashed ripe banana (about 1 medium)
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 teaspoon grated lemon peel
3 egg whites
1 tablespoon confectioners’ sugar
Directions (cake)
Line a 15-in. x 10-in. x … Read more
The Most Dangerous Ways to Open a Bottle of Wine
I can think of a few more…… Read more
Gadget of the week: Abacus bracelet
So that 1980s calculator wristwatch you’re wearing isn’t retro enough for you anymore?
At least the batteries never run down!… Read more
Review: The Lone Ranger
Review 2013 by RD Clark
The Lone Ranger
Written by: Justin Haythe, Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio
Directed by: Gore Verbinski
Starring: Johnny Depp, Armie Hammer, William Fichtner, Ruth Wilson, Bryant Prince, Tom Wilkinson, Helena Bonham Carter
Rated PG-13
Running time: 149 Mins
The lone survivor of an ambush teams up with an Indian to hunt … Read more
The strange world of the carnivorous plant
And if anyone stumbles across the Man-Eating Plant of Madagascar, please get me some cuttings?… Read more