Perhaps someday you’ll need to go to the store because you ran out of cathode paint.
This might make graffitists useful.… Read more
Category: Life On The Big Blue Marble (News)
All the news I was too lazy to write and you were too lazy to look up!
Earth adds leap second Saturday night
More time to par-tay!… Read more
Scientists solve the mystery behind bad tasting tomatoes
It’s in the genes!
Been wondering about that myself.
The tomatoes from our garden are awesome!… Read more
Using a laser cutter
Everyone, my Birthday is coming up (hint, hint).… Read more
Dinosaurs May Have Been Warm-Blooded After All
Didn’t we learn that in Jurassic Park?… Read more
New Universial Motion Remote Based On Doctor Who’s Sonic Screwdriver
it is unknown as to when this potentially-frustrating device will come out
As much as I love collecting sonic screwdrivers, I already have a box full of redundant remotes. I’ll stick with my Logitech Harmony.… Read more
Scientists Devise a New Nicotine Vaccine
Anything is better than that damn patch.… Read more
Lunar landing conspiracy?
Sounds about right.… Read more
There’s Going to Be a Firefly Reunion Panel
at the San Diego Comics Convention
I GOT to figure out a way to get there. Can someone lend me some gas money?… Read more
Aliens & God: Would Finding Extraterrestrial Life Destroy Religion?
The discovery of life beyond Earth would shake up our view of humanity’s place in the universe, but…
Well obviously, those little green men are Mormons.… Read more
Picture of the day!
Darwin Award: And the winner is —
This guy is proof that you get what you deserve in life. When he misses the elevator, he rams the door until he gets through — but there is no elevator there, so he gets the shaft. And falls four stories to his demise.
Everyone remember, that gravity is not just a good idea; it’s … Read more
Does Mars’ interior hold huge reservoirs of water?
Those little green men need SOMETHING to mix their whiskey with!… Read more
The 10 Nerdiest Myths MythBusters Busted
These geeks just happen to be special effects wizards
And just when I was looking for a gamma bomb to camp out next to.… Read more
Protected: Alex Trebek in ‘good spirits’ after heart attack
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Stonehenge WASN’T built by ALIENS
Seriously? I’m still more inclined to believe those little green men built it.… Read more
Kepler space telescope peers at hot alien couple
View from Seattle if Earth had giant companion
A vacation spot for those little green men?… Read more
A Final Voyage, Into The Wild Black Yonder
And then it’ll meet Kirk and crew and make a crappy movie.… Read more
Topless feminist disturbs ‘psychic’ pig
Talk about sending mixed messages.… Read more
Data: 7,000 years ago, Saharan Africans milked cows, made cheese
It ought to be well-aged by now!
An antediluvian cheese shop? Monty Python could do something with this.… Read more