Author: Flytrap

Perhaps someday you’ll need to go to the store because you ran out of cathode paint.
This might make graffitists useful.… Read more

More time to par-tay!… Read more

It’s in the genes!
Been wondering about that myself.
The tomatoes from our garden are awesome!… Read more

Everyone, my Birthday is coming up (hint, hint).… Read more

How Sweet!

Didn’t we learn that in Jurassic Park?… Read more

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it is unknown as to when this potentially-frustrating device will come out

As much as I love collecting sonic screwdrivers, I already have a box full of redundant remotes. I’ll stick with my Logitech Harmony.… Read more

Hope for Quitters?

Anything is better than that damn patch.… Read more

16000

Yet my dog can recognize one in a heartbeat. And he uses way less electricity.… Read more

Reminds Us We’re Getting Old

Happy birthday!… Read more

Sounds about right.… Read more

at the San Diego Comics Convention

I GOT to figure out a way to get there. Can someone lend me some gas money?… Read more

A few cups per day protects

Then I ought to live to a hundred.… Read more

The discovery of life beyond Earth would shake up our view of humanity’s place in the universe, but…

Well obviously, those little green men are Mormons.… Read more

You don’t have to put on a red shirt!… Read more

This guy is proof that you get what you deserve in life. When he misses the elevator, he rams the door until he gets through — but there is no elevator there, so he gets the shaft. And falls four stories to his demise.

Everyone remember, that gravity is not just a good idea; it’s … Read more

Martian meteorites say yes

Those little green men need SOMETHING to mix their whiskey with!… Read more

These geeks just happen to be special effects wizards

And just when I was looking for a gamma bomb to camp out next to.… Read more

Boffins’ shock claim

Seriously? I’m still more inclined to believe those little green men built it.… Read more