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Review 2013 by RD Clark
Ender’s Game
Written by: Gavin Hood — based on the novel by Orson Scott Card
Directed by: Gavin Hood
Starring: Asa Butterfield, Harrison Ford, Hailee Steinfeld, Ben Kingsley, Viola Davis
Rated PG-13
Running time: 114 Mins
In order to repel another alien invasion, the military recruits some kids to be … Read more
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The Goose drank wine
The Monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line… Read more
Al Jolson AND Cab Calloway!… Read more
Knowing this will help it wake me up quicker.… Read more
Review 2013 by RD Clark
Captain Phillips
Written by: Billy Ray
Directed by: Paul Greengrass
Starring: Tom Hanks, Barkhad Abdi, Barkhad Abdirahman, Faysal Ahmed, Mahat M. Ali, Michael Chernus, Corey Johnson, David Warshofsky
Rated PG-13
Running time: 133 mins
When a cargo ship is attacked and taken by Somali pirates, the Captain tries to cope … Read more
Almost one million Toyotas. Recalled. Because spiders.
Yet another reason to buy American.… Read more
Review 2013 by RD Clark
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Written by: Lawrence D. Cohen, Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa — from the novel by Stephen King
Directed by: Kimberly Peirce
Starring: Chloë Grace Moretz, Julianne Moore, Judy Greer, Gabriella Wilde, Ansel Elgort, Alex Russell, Portia Doubleday,
Rated R
Running time: 99 mins
A shy high school girl starts developing telekinetic … Read more
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, “If … Read more
Review 2013 by RD Clark
Gravity
Written by: Alfonso Cuarón, Jonás Cuarón
Directed by: Alfonso Cuarón
Starring: Sandra Bullock, George Clooney, Outer Space
Rated PG-13
Running time: 91 mins
When their ship is destroyed by debris, two astronauts fight for survival. Will they make it?
This movie, while short on plot (that’s about it there), … Read more
The Music will win!… Read more
Two thumbs up!… Read more
Anyone agree?… Read more
This is the best beer belly any one of us could ever dream of having
I guess a yeast infection can have its benefits!… Read more
“All from one United theory” Billiant!… Read more
Review 2013 by RD Clark
The Family
Written by: Luc Besson, Michael Caleo — Based on the book by Tonino Benacquista
Directed by: Luc Besson
Starring:
Robert De Niro, Michelle Pfeiffer, Tommy Lee Jones, Dianna Agron, John D’Leo + about 3/4 of the Mafia playing actors on the planet
Rated R
Running time: 111 mins… Read more
Nope, just the best ones.… Read more
Review 2013 by RD Clark
Riddick
Written by: David Twohy
Directed by: David Twohy
Starring: Vin Diesel, Katee Sackhoff, Jordi Mollà, Matt Nable, Bokeem Woodbine, Karl Urban, Dave Bautista, Raoul Trujillo,
Rated R
Running time: 119 mins
Betrayed by the Necromongers, Riddick finds himself stranded on an unfriendly planet, inhabited by creatures that eat anything … Read more
Review 2013 by RD Clark
The World’s End
Written by: Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright
Directed by: Edgar Wright
Starring:
Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Martin Freeman, Paddy Considine, Eddie Marsan, Rosamund Pike, Pierce Brosnan, David Bradley
Rated R
Running time: 109 mins
An aging reprobate decides to get his school buddies back together to finish … Read more
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